Ingenious Home Remedies

My friend sent these to me and, quite frankly, they make sense to me.

• Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetables for you while you chop.
• Avoid arguments with females about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.
• A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
• If you have a bad cough, take a large doze of laxatives. You'll be afraid to cough.
• If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.
• Final thought: Some people are like slinkies-not really good for anything but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs.