We do not inherit the earth from our ancestors, we borrow the earth from our
-Native American Proverb
We have been treating the Earth like we don't live on it.

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Ingenious Home Remedies

My friend sent these to me and, quite frankly, they make sense to me.
  • Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetables for you while you chop.
  • Avoid arguments with females about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.
  • A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
  • If you have a bad cough, take a large doze of laxatives. You'll be afraid to cough.
  • If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.
  • Final thought: Some people are like slinkies-not really good for anything but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs.

1 comment:

Beth said...

Um....stinkin' hilarious!!!!